What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

09.06.2025 07:13

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Think about the same sex in a sexual way. What’s next, dogs and cats living together? (and this is hardly an exaggeration; in the 2000s in the gay marriage controversy, Republicans were shouting that it would lead to bestiality)

Doing any other kind of drug that gives you pleasure. Can’t have that!

Watch porn. Yaaaaawn. This is such lazy sh*t. Why do they even bother with this one?

How do I find a transgender girlfriend?

Have sex. Sometimes even within marriage, if you aren’t trying to have a child.

Gambling. Another yawn, except for those addicted to gambling, which is a real problem…but a sin, gimme a break!

Masturbation. Second verse, same as the first. (with apologies to Violent Femmes)

When a dog smells another dog’s poo or wee, do they then remember that scent for when they smell it again, or even further know which dog they are smelling if they know the dog?

Drinking. Heh, doing that right now. Some of them even deny that Christ drank wine, and they try to claim he drank grape juice instead. As if that was really a thing back then.

Think about the opposite sex in a sexual way. Remember “eye babies”?