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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:39

Still no good.
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Next, they tried...
Drug deaths plummet among young Americans as fentanyl carnage eases - NPR
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Presidential Message on National Men’s Health Week, 2025 - The White House (.gov)
So they tried
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How do you feel about Donald Trump signing an executive order that says there are only two genders?
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Is the Donald Trump Bible any different from a regular Bible? Has Trump altered its contents?
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Beef cattle disease found in southeast Iowa herd, first time seen in state - weareiowa.com
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Scientists Solve Decades-Old Cell Biology Mystery - SciTechDaily
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
tvOS 26 hints at a big hardware change for the new Apple TV 4K - 9to5Mac
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
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share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to