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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:39

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Next, they tried...

Drug deaths plummet among young Americans as fentanyl carnage eases - NPR

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Presidential Message on National Men’s Health Week, 2025 - The White House (.gov)

So they tried

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

How can small businesses benefit from using business networking platforms?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Predator: Killer of Killers Ending Explained - Does It Set Up Prey 2? - IGN

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How do you feel about Donald Trump signing an executive order that says there are only two genders?

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Is the Donald Trump Bible any different from a regular Bible? Has Trump altered its contents?

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

Beef cattle disease found in southeast Iowa herd, first time seen in state - weareiowa.com

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Scientists Solve Decades-Old Cell Biology Mystery - SciTechDaily

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

tvOS 26 hints at a big hardware change for the new Apple TV 4K - 9to5Mac

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

Are today’s baseball pitchers faster than a few years ago, or is it that radar guns have improved and get the pitch speed as it is released rather than as it reaches the plate?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

Pharmacy Mixes Up 9-Year-Old’s ADHD Medicine, Gives Him Opioid More Powerful Than Morphine - AOL.com

share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to